Programmers' 10 replies when their programs do not work

Programmers' 10 replies when their programs do not work:

- That's weird...
- It's never done that before.
- It worked yesterday.
- How is that possible?
- It must be a hardware problem.
- There is something funky in your data.
- You must have the wrong version.
- Somebody must have changed my code.
- You can't use that version.
- It works on my machine.

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