Herringbone Bearing (Sort of)

Based on other herringbone gear bearings I've seen and printed on thingiverse. I wanted to try to reduce friction as much as possible and still not have to assemble anything, as well as get as smooth a rotation as possible. I'm using ABS for durability's sake but it really shouldn't matter. I'm just now printing it so i don't know if it even works yet. If it doesn't I am deeply sorry. Deeply.

UPDATE:
Doesn't work at all. Oops