Weaponized Bacon

A couple coworkers were discussing the claim that the CIA has been covertly eliminating public figures using a ["heart attack dart"](http://conspiracy.wikia.com/wiki/CIA_Heart_Attack_Gun), and that a number of recent high profile "natural" deaths were in fact government assassinations. I countered with the fact that bacon has been known to cause heart attacks, and seemed much more likely to be the culprit than 007 busting in your window with a spy gun.

I was called "close-minded", and one per