3D Print of Field Report — Fasty Agents 8. Status: Deployed.

Bureau Classification: Unsupervised. That's not a mistake in the paperwork. That's the paperwork.

The Fasty Agents 8 were assigned to protect three of the Bureau's most... spirited slime operatives. The contract was clear. Professional. Detailed. It said protect. It did not say how.

One arrived with a scythe. One arrived with a chain. One arrived with a basket of grenades and what appears to be a tactical stuffed animal.

The slimes are accounted for. The Bureau has chosen not to ask further questions.

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Three agents, three slimes, zero supervision. These are field operatives from my original IP — the Slime Bureau universe, where professional agents are assigned to protect slimes who are apparently important enough to need bodyguards.

The brief said protect. Didn't say how. Hence the scythe, the chain, and the grenade basket.

Really happy with how the