Fliying Spaghetti Monster Portion Measurer

Do you have problems cooking spaghettis? Every time you have to choose a fair portion per person you fail miserably? That's because you are not using the:

FLIYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER PORTION MEASURER !!!

You have two holes, a portion for one person, and a portion for two! Oh no! Tonight Tommy and their friends come home and we' ll be five! Don' t worry! just use the two persons hole twice, and an aditional one of the single portion!

Life is beatiful! Isn' t it?

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