Silverado/Suburban/Tahoe Club Mount

Despite my Suburban being a 1999, with 288,XXX miles on it, people tried to steal it twice. I guess it's worth a lot in parts even though it's not worth a lot as a whole. To prevent this theft I've added an alarm, and now use the brake to steering wheel club. It's horribly inconvenient, especially when it's not on the truck. It bounces around, and jingles in an annoying tone, and always slides away from every nook or cranny I try to hide it in.

That's when I got this idea; why not make some