CAOSTER OF ULTIMATENESSITY

Coaster. Use it, love it, fear it. Use it upside down, sideways and inside out. Just don't feed it after midnight. Leave the side off and use it as a hair brush, use it to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and leave your bar mates in awe as you drink your drink, unhindered by condensation. Become the envy of all around you at parties.

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