PCIe card display stand

Ever have a pile of old PCIe x2 x4 x8 x16 cards lying around? They're either scattered on the floor, crammed into a drawer or hidden in the refrigerator with next to the frozen blueberries (yes, I live in a very interesting household). Anyways, you're tired of staring at them and ya don't wanna throw 'em out because you must've paid at least 20 bucks for that old NIC card from 10 years ago and it just still 'feels' useful. I get you brother... I get you.

OK, so let's tidy things up by prin