My Dog's Celtic Jewelry

My wife wanted me to print a bracelet for her. I designed and printed a Celtic bracelet, but she rated it as too simplistic. At the same time our dog Mars really liked it, so I decided to open a new series of pet'™s jewelry.

Is there anyway MakerBot can invent a new filament made of meat and bones mixture eatable for our pets?

Well, PLA jewelry worked fine for my dog, but it lasted for about 15 min only.