Shockingly Sharp Short Person Shield

As a short person, I understand the struggle experienced by my fellow short pals, and one of the biggest difficulties we all face is being used as an armrest or a headrest by taller companions, therefore I decided to invent a simple object that aims to put a stop to our misery. Presenting - The Shockingly Sharp Short People Shield! My product consists of a headband and shoulder pads that are designed to prevent people from using one as a piece of furniture. The pointy spikes may cause harm to an