Custom Golf Tees

These are some custom golf tees, which were part of a gift for my brother (who's a lawyer named Joe, which might be apparent from some of the texts). Given that I'm in Canada, this is a bit unseasonal, but hey, maybe somebody down south will appreciate it (or someone will use it next spring). The tees have custom signs as follow:

Hole in one or bust!
Hole in eight or bust!
It takes alot of balls to golf like me!
I'd rather be golfing
Not your average Joe
Golf like a lawyer - get a goo