Beefy Armed Alexander the Great

My friend was looking for a gag to add to a add-and-pass trophy and asked about 3D printing something for it. I showed him the Beefy-Arms on Venus, bunnies and sharks. He countered with Alexander the Great. Now I can't see the sculpture with anything but beefy arms. *Update: I've started referring to the sample print as "Alexander the Bro".*

I tried to use OpenSCAD for the model but kept getting a coincident face error anytime there were more than two objects;
Two arms = error.
One arm