Watt the Half Truffle

Goaty McGoatison sets his jaw with grim determination as he opens the large metal door that sits in front of him. As he pulls the handle with a heavy grunt the door swings freely open. As he stares into the dark abyss that is his refrigerator he thoughtfully decides what to eat. If he chooses the Boar Flank Sandwich proceed to [1C], if he chooses the Banana Split Burger proceed to [1B], if he decides to instead slam the door and proceed to eat himself then shut the book, you are dead.

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