SMBC Creationist Response Dice Game

To quote SMBC, "NOTE: ANYONE WHO MAKES THE DICE AND SENDS A PICTURE GETS A MILLION POINTS!" http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2009-07-13

Text is oriented so that only one side is upright at a time.

Die #1:
TRANSITIONAL FOSSILS ARE...
RADIOMETRIC DATING IS...
GEOLOGIC STRATA ARE...
MOLECULAR BIOLOGY IS...

Die #2:
JUST A THEORY
PUT HERE BY SATAN
AAAH! AAAAH! CAN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
PROVEN WRONG BY SCIENTISTS AT PATRIOTIC CHRIST UNIVERSITY