Universal joint neck tie

"Say! Where did you get that very unique tie?" Stan asked as we met at the water cooler during break. "I made it of course!" I replied.
"Oh Sirmakesalot! What will you come up with next? You and your Maker contraption!! Ha ha!"

First I have to say I never and I mean NEVER, wear a neck tie so I thought if I was to wear one what would it look like? It would have to reflect me and be friggin' cool!
I have discovered a few attributes of my personality that have been very consistent through