The Pocket Socket High Tech Pocket Protector

This is a pocket protector. It will stand guard in your pocket and prevent anything from damaging your pocket by first asking the offending device not to spill any ink or anything while residing in your pocket. If the offendee still persists the Pocket Socket will wield a flame thrower and torch the loser. So get yourself some Kevlar reinforced office attire and go through your day knowing your pockets are secure and free of any ink.

This was designed for a co-worker to hold 2 small paint mar