Democrat action computer / argument winner

Has this ever happened to you? You're in some situation and you simply don't know what to do. Well, this is a common occurrence for the USA's liberal democrats. Since most of them lack sufficient synapses, I've attempted to make life easier for them. This handy "problem / solution" calculator should save lives of Democrats everywhere by affording the typical liberal the ability to interact with others while leaving enough brain power to breathe and metabolize their granola diet.
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