Sporkle Axe (or Sporkle Axapult)

Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you the culmination of everything I know, and all I have ever learned, poured into this: the defining 3D model of my life.

Whether you're fending off orcs at Minas Tirith or you're just lazy and need to be able to shave while eating your Cheerios, this is the only eating utensil you will ever need -- half spoon, half fork, and half menacing battle axe.

Eat efficiently! Defend yourself barbarically! Shave while eating! Behead your fruit! Stop for