Handle For Cake Slice

Just because I know which end of a screwdriver to hit a nail with, many of my neighbours seem to think I'm some sort of Mr Fixit. People are always popping in with something for me to fix.

This time it was Joan. Another octogenarian (I seem to attract them), and one who is always pestering me for something or other. In fact, I'm beginning to think it was a mistake having the word "mug" tattooed on my forehead all those years ago!

Anyway, she presented me with a stainless steel cake slice w