Flying Spaghetti Monster "Holiday" Tree Topper

Do you - Like me - need a tree topper that will maximize the awkward silences at the holiday family dinner?

Well, I give you the FSM Tree Topper.

This is not the most refined 3d model. I needed it super quick to make sure that it was on the tree before the in-laws arrived. In fact, It's printing right now so I don't have any pictures. But, I thought I should get it posted ASAP in case you have family to offend for the holidays.

Now, I'll get this posted so I can start cooking the Ho