Cable Hole Crumb Collector, a fairy tale

Once upon a time, there was a desk in a research laboratory. After a long and useful life of holding up advanced research computers, the desk had become old and wobbly, and was eventually placed at the side of a laboratory break room, to hold snacks for the researchers. Now this old desk had two holes in the top that were once (in happier days) used to guide power cables for the research computers that collected data that advanced human knowledge in science. N ow, without the computers and cab