Tinkeriffic Snack Sawmill

No longer will the world's children feel the lack of precision-cut snacks.

The Tinkeriffic Sawmill cleaves your carrots, planks your pears, and fertilizes innumerable "who cut the cheese?" jokes.

This, my frang, is that about which Willis spoke.

Pictorial Tinkertoy assembly instructions over on the blog: http://zheng3.com/?p=1426