Personalized, Parametric Gift Tag / Gift Card Holder

Minimize your Christmas deadweight loss gift giving by thoughtlessly buying your nephew a prepaid Visa, or up the ante by buying him money that only works at one store. Then, wrap that turd of a gift in an extremely thoughtful, personalized keepsake gift card holder that they'll treasure until you leave the room. There's no better way to say, "despite this gift, I remain totally awesome" than with this jewel of a thing!