Pasta Fascinator

As everyone knows, Pastafarians are required to wear a pasta strainer on their heads while they perform official duties. For many believers the pure absurdity of the act itself is part of its purpose -- after all who but the most truly devout to their noodly faith would wear kitchen implements on their heads?
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Those of the [alla Puttanesca schism](http://sandisshack.blogspot.com/2014/07/alla-puttanesca-fsm.html), however, believe that fashion can be a valid part of their faith. For those an