Tap fountain mega re-hydration anti hangover device for 28mm OD taps

For those with taps like mine (28mm OD), although hopefully less leaky and in a slightly more finished bathroom here is my version of the tap fountain.

This is the v2 which is untested, the v1 was close enough so I heated it with a lighter to open the output hole a bit and adjust the input for a decent fit on the tap.

This is the blindly adjusted version, please let me know if it needs further adjustment, I am happy to do so.

It isnt perfect but lets face it, the only time that re-hydra