Coffee Horn

For all of you hardcore metal heads that can't get enough fluid from the bony protrusions of mammals I present to you: the Coffee Horn! Come Monday morning, you'll be ready for that mosh pit of zombies waddling around in front of the coffee maker! Here are some other things you can do to stay "metal" while at work:
1. Randomly headbutt a coworker(gender appropes though!)
2. Grow out a ratty mess of curly red hair(red hair rules!)
3. Drink mead all day long. Let HR sort out the details...