The Automatic Affirmation Device

The Automatic Affirmation Device only has one thing to say:
YES.
Will today be a good day? Will I pass that exam? Is this the best idea I ever had ever?
YES.
The Automatic Affirmation Device is your own personal confidence booster that is never wrong.

This is designed to be a gift, the perfect gift, (for you to give) to someone who is in need of some caring reassurance.