ORK KHORK DAKKA GOREBOYZ

Da Brawla gets skulls. Da Trikka gets skulls. Da Blood God gets ALL da skulls. Which is exactly why da Goreboyz stopped worshipping da two and started worshipping da one. Most Orks know da arrangement. Da Brawla bashes you in da face. Da Trikka bashes you in da face while you're still finkin' about da first bash. Two gods, two massive green fists, one eternal Waaar wot never stops. It 'as worked for a very long time and nobody was complainin.' Da Goreboyz were complainin.' Dey found da blood warriors - dem 'eavily armored, skull-obsessed maniacs wot serve only one master - and instead of eatin' dem immediately (well. Some of dem, first), dey paid attention. Because da blood warriors 'ad somefing dat most Orks don't: purpose. One god. One commandment. One offering, repeated forever, until da pile of skulls becomes a frone and da frone becomes a mountain and da mountain becomes wot victory actually looks like. No negotiations. No second god. No split loyalty. Da Goreboyz wanted dat.