NotAKeyProp Useless iPhone / Smartphone accessory

Well! Far be it from me to suggest that, once somebody has lashed out their hard-earned wedge on an iPhone, they're marked for life as an easy touch for anyone who wants to score a few bucks at their expense BUT... I spotted this interesting project on Kickstarter..

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alisonw/keyprop-simple-smartphone-stand-self-timer-app

It occurred to me that, with a fair wind and God's good fortune I might just be able to design a product like this, given the fact that