Weaponized Forklift mk.II

Strike fear into the hearts and minds of the Empire. When they see you coming in this, they'll all crap their shiny white armored pants!

quad missile launcher on top, twin gatling guns with a cyclic rate of 10,000 rounds per second flanking a 20 megajoule turbo laser cannon with 250 degree firing arc on the x axis and a 90 degree firing arc on the z axis mounted to the forklift assembly.

Also included: cup holder, AM/FM/tape, power steering, anti-lock brakes, and suicide doors