Tactical eating apparatus

Ever been out on lunch break and you grab out your plastic container with last nights dinner in it? the intoxicating smell of that meal almost makes you drool, you think to yourself, it is time, this is going into my stomach and I'm going to enjoy every bite, you heat it up go to take your first bite and then realise... you don't have a fork? or a knife? or a spoon? one small tear rolls down the side of your face as you ponder different ways in which to eat this meal.
this is my sad story...