Best Spit Wab Tool

You are in school, and a big bad bully comes up to you and says “Hey little Jimmy, time for a swirley!” You think to yourself “OH NO” and bust out your spit wab tool! You don't have good aim, but it does not matter due to the big surface area of the bully. You hit the big bully right in the face! He runs away in fear and never looks at you as a wimp, but as a big muscular kid with a 6 pack, and a professional sipt wab tool! Little Jimmy saved the day!