Custom Golf Tees

These are some custom golf tees, which were part of a gift for my brother (who's a lawyer named Joe, which might be apparent from some of the texts). Given that I'm in Canada, this is a bit unseasonal, but hey, maybe somebody down south will appreciate it (or someone will use it next spring). The tees have custom signs as follow:

Hole in one or bust!
Hole in eight or bust!
It takes alot of balls to golf like me!
I'd rather be golfing
Not your average Joe
Golf like a lawyer - get a good lie!

There's also a blank one for those who want to add their own -- I'd be interested in seeing what other sayings get on there.

The models include custom supports, which can be snapped off at printing (You can use wire cutters to trim the bit at the bottom -- it was necessary to prevent misprints).