Cute Shark Cat

This majestic creature is proof that evolution sometimes takes a slight detour after a few too many fish-flavored cat treats. Behold! The Cat Shark! Is it purring with menace or just trying to dislodge a fish bone stuck in its throat? We're not entirely sure. What we do know is that this desktop guardian combines the serene gaze of a feline with the unsettling number of teeth of something that spends its weekends circling unsuspecting swimmers. Perfect for confusing your houseguests and mildly terrifying your actual cat (results may vary, especially if your cat has seen things). This model features lifelike (sort of) cat ears, eerily familiar feline eyes, and enough pointy bits to make any self-respecting goldfish develop an anxiety disorder. Print one today and give your desk the apex predator it never asked for! Just try not to leave any small, shiny objects nearby... you know how sharks... and cats... are. Printing Notes: Be gentle with the supports around the tiny, terrifying teeth. They might bite back (not really, it's plastic... probably). Enjoy responsibly!