D PRINT3R & SPOOL BOY!

Get Ready crime because justice has gained the ability to rapid prototype!!!
Introducing for the first time ever!!! D PRINT3R & SPOOL BOY!
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Mild mannered engineer and 3d printing enthusiast Dr. Miles m. Mathers was just your run of the mill billionaire with his own printing company. Until, his parents were shot in an alley way by space pirates; and then his wife was shoved into a fridge then thrown off of Niagara falls; and then his son was killed by terrorists in a freak crime explosion! If that wasn’t enough, his favorite 3d printer was clogged and he burned his hand trying to unclog it!!!!!! (a pain we know all too well.)
Vowing to never let these tragedy’s befall another 3d printing enthusiast, miles turned his own body into a 3d printer. He replaced his right hand with a 3.0