Diet Knife

The Ultimate Diet Knife (Gag Gift)The Ultimate Diet Knife is the latest breakthrough in "Useless Utensil" technology. Designed as the perfect companion to the Diet Spoon and Diet fork, this 3D-printable prank is for anyone who takes their "cutting calories" a bit too literally.Featuring our patented "Offset-Blade Technology," this knife ensures that no matter how hard you try to slice your food, the blade stays a safe (and frustrating) distance away from your plate. It’s the only knife guaranteed to help you lose weight by making it physically impossible to cut your steak.FeaturesThe Perfect Prank: A hilarious gift for that friend who is always starting a new "extreme" diet.Offset-Blade Technology: Expertly engineered to miss your food every single time.Easy Assembly: The blade is designed to slide perfectly into the handle. It’s a snug fit, but you can add a drop of superglue for a permanent "useless" bond.Print by Object Optimized: These profil