Dragon Can Holder

"In this bar, the dragon decides who drinks. Right now? It's hoarding Ancient Piña Nectar. Bow to the beast... or bring your own can." Forged in plastic and midnight hotend fire, this ancient dragon has claimed its treasure: a single, perfectly chilled can of Pineapple Nectar. Coiled possessively around its golden hoard, wings half-unfurled, horns glinting under neon glow, it watches the bar like a sentinel from some forgotten tropical hoard. One wrong move and it might breathe cinnamon-sweet smoke...or just judge your pour. Either way, your piña colada game is now mythologically protected. Print At Your Own Risk.