Emergency 3D printable TP

I know this is bad of me to post and it is in bad taste, but I could not resist.

With stores being out of TP, we needed a way to make our own in an emergency.

In order to accommodate multiple preferences and budgets, I have options.

For the budget minded folks, I have designed a single ply TP option.

For those that want to pretend they are pampering themselves but are still too cheap to buy real TP, there is a 2 ply option

For those of us that really know how to treat ourselves, There is the triple ply option.