Emergency Wee Bottle Keychain

We’ve all been there. Stuck in traffic. Miles from civilisation. Questioning life choices. Now… you can at least prepare emotionally with this tiny urinal bottle keychain. Is it practical? Absolutely not. Is it a conversation starter? 100%. This miniature masterpiece is a tribute to the humble emergency bottle - scaled down to a size that’s only useful for… very, very small emergencies. Perfect for: Campervan legends Festival survivors Long road trip warriors People with a questionable sense of humour (your people) Clip it to your keys and let the world know: "I plan ahead. Just… not proportionally." Features: Iconic “medical bottle” shape Screw lid (for theoretical containment) Keychain clip for on-the-go nonsense Holds approx. one ambitious drop Warning: Not suitable for actual use… unless you are: A l*g* figure An ant Extremely optimistic Printing Notes: Prints great in translucent filament for that authentic look Two-colour print for lid = elite tier No supports needed - just like