Expandable Bic Pen Sword

Introducing the Expandable Bic Pen Sword—because why settle for writing when you could be wielding? This print-in-place masterpiece transforms your humble Bic pen into something far mightier (and longer) than necessary. Just when you think your note-taking has hit the limit, bam—out pops an extended blade for those moments when you want to dramatically declare, "The pen is mightier than the sword… but why not both?" Need to sign a document and fend off a rogue stapler at the same time? No problem! Sure, it’s ridiculously long, but aren’t all the best swords and pens a bit… overcompensating? Whether you're jotting down grocery lists or preparing to duel over the last donut, this expandable marvel has got you covered—ink, steel (well, plastic), and all. Not only is the sword expandable, but it's also Bean-endorsed! Warning: May cause excessive attention at the office.Boost MeBoosting Brings Ideas!