Jenkins

The Jenkins Butler — Coming to Life in 3D! From your pipelines to your print bed — the iconic Jenkins butler is no longer just pushing builds, he’s strutting his polygonal arse into the real world. This is a faithful 3D rendition of everyone’s favorite CI/CD servant, complete with that smug little bowtie, dignified dome, and a face that says “your tests better pass, motherf*cker.” Whether you’re a DevOps degenerate or just someone who gets oddly turned on by automation, this model brings the Jenkins spirit to your shelf. Perfect for: Desk flexing in front of clueless project managers Staring into your soul during production outages Holding tiny Post-it notes with motivational threats