Log! From Blammo! (Hueforge)

What rolls down stairsAlone or in pairs,Rolls over your neighbor's dog?What's great for a snackand fits on your back?It's Log, Log, Log!It's Lo-og, Lo-og,It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.It's Lo-og, Lo-og,It's better than bad, it's good!Everyone wants a Log!You're gonna love it, Log!Come on and get your Log!Everyone needs a Log (everyone wants a Log)...You're gonna love it, Log!Announcer: (simultaneously) Log, from Blammo!