Minecraft Battleaxe Keychain

The perfect keychain for when you want to look dangerous… but not too dangerous. This 3D-printed pixel Battleaxe brings the Minecraft vibes straight into real life. Ideal for intimidating your dog. Won’t cut trees, won’t win battles, but will absolutely earn you bonus style points in any blocky universe.   Technical Specs (Totally Legit): Material: Pure, unrefined pixels (PLA, actually) Attack Damage: 0 hearts IRL Durability: Infinite… unless you break the keyring Enchantability: 0, but looks enchanted in the right lighting Mob Repellent Level: 100% effective on creepers, 0% on sibling