Mini Traffic Cone Kit Card

The laboratory has identified a serious shortage of miniature traffic management equipment. To address this crisis, I present a kit card containing 9 tiny 3D-printed traffic cones, ready to be deployed wherever danger, confusion, or mild inconvenience may occur. Perfect for marking hazardous desk areas, securing important snack storage locations, warning of structural failures in cardboard engineering projects, or establishing exclusion zones during the inevitable hamster apocalypse. The cones print easily and are designed for simple colour changes, with the standard laboratory-approved configuration featuring an orange cone, white stripe, and grey base. Simply remove the cones from the kit card and strategically position them around any area requiring immediate attention or dramatic overreaction. Testing indicates they are approximately 97% more effective than shouting "watch out!" and significantly more professional than pointing vaguely at the problem. Hamsters may ignore all posted warnings. The laboratory accepts no responsibility for rodent-led uprisings. Cake not included.