mitch hedberg

The great, late Mitch Hedberg. I sculpted him in about an hour and a half, and then booleaned that bad boy in Zbrush, before exporting to blender to realign and convert to an STL.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?