ORK MAD RIDERS YOOFS SPETIALZ

See, dis lot’s special. Not cause dey know wot dey’re doin’ (dey don’t). Not cause dey got fancy trainin’ (dey ain’t). But ‘cause dey’re young, full o’ anger, loaded with energy an’ protest, an’ got zero experience – an’ dat makes ‘em proper dangerous. Dey’ve somehow “borrowed” (read: nicked) Big Shootahs, Rokkits, an’ other heavy gear from da older, more experienced Orks – probably while da big ladz were nappin’ or fightin’ each uvver. Now dey’re runnin’ wild, barely able ta carry dis stuff, b