ORK GROT CHE GURAREA

Born in a rusted munitions crate behind a Mekboy workshop, Che Gurarea grew up watchin' grots get stomped, shouted at, and used as ammo testers. But one day, he saw a shiny red hat, heard da call of festive krumpin,' and realized: "Dis ain't fair - GROTS DESERVE DA BOOM TOO"! So he picked up a candy-cane shoota, stitched a red star on 'is cap, and grabbed da biggest sack he could carry. Not full o' toys, nah. His bag's loaded with other 'presents,' for da naughty people! Now he is the "gift"-g