ORK IMMORTAZ DA ROADBOSS

Alright ladz - meet ORK IMMORTAZ DA ROADBOSS: the one Ork who treats "killed in action" like it's just a short nap behind the scrap pile. They've shot 'im, burned 'im, tore 'im into bits, and once... the boyz got so fed up they buried his pieces in the desert like some kind of cursed loot. A week later? He digs himself out. Not "rescued". Not "revived". Just crawls up through the sand like: "OI. WHO TOOK ME TEEF"? That's why he's IMMORTAZ. And that's why he's DA BOSS of the most furious warb