MooChicken

Moochickens (Observed Specimens, Ward C Window & Therapy Courtyard)Notes by Patient 19People keep asking me what the moochickens taste like. (Why would I know that?) I keep telling them, “I don’t eat my classmates.” But they never stop asking, so I’ve started answering with whatever comes to mind.⸻The Brown Ones:I don’t know what they taste like. Probably paprika and regret. But I do know that the brown moochickens are really good at chess. One of them beat me in six moves and then strutted off humming the Knight Rider theme. -P19