Multilingual Lock Door Sign

After a recent streak of office doors refusing to latch — apparently the doors have joined a labor union and are staging a slowdown — we had two options:Battle building management until the heat death of the universe, orPut up signs.Obviously, we went with signs. At least signs show up for work. So I whipped up a multilingual “Please shut the door” notice aimed at both our employees and the cleaning crew. Four languages, one mission: stop the door from emotionally freeloading.About the translationsEnglish: Written by me. I’ve been speaking it since forever, so accuracy should be somewhere between “solid” and “I meant to do that.”Spanish & Polish: Generated by Google. If anything is wrong, blame the algorithm. It probably thinks “close the door” translates to “launch the door into orbit.” Who knows.Elvish:Ah yes, the fun one. There are several Elvish translators online, each with its own opinion on grammar, syntax, and the existence of magic. Getting a phrasing that could be translated